Thoughts for a public house conversation

It is impossible to lick your elbow

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Cows can't walk down stairs, only up

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

The Interstate Highway system in the United States requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

All of the clocks in the movie PULP FICTION are stuck on 4:20.

A pig's orgasm lasts for about 30 minutes!

Coca-cola was originally green, and Santa Claus dressed in green and brown until Coca-Cola "rebranded" him in red and white!

Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.

A statue of a person on a horse with both legs in the air means he died in battle, with one leg in the air he died from battle wounds and all four legs on the ground means he died of natural causes.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England - Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes!

Women blink nearly twice as often as men.

If you leave a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.

Marylyn Monroe had 6 toes on each foot.

All of the continents end with the same letter they begin with, and Europe is the only one that doesn't begin with an "A".

7 years worth of continuous fart has the equivalent explosive power of an atomic bomb!

You cannot strangle yourself with your own hands, nor can you commit suicide by holding your breath.

If you get an ant drunk it would always fall over onto it's right side

A cockroach will survive for up to 9 days without a head, before it starves to death.

An elephant can't jump.